GROOVY!

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Mon, 23 May 2011 18:25:34 -0400

unorthodoxwormhero:

Gosh you people always act like you’ve never seen an earthworm above ground before! Its gettin’ me cheesed off!

[ He continues dancing anyway ]

And we’re supposed to be dancing! Hey, you have long hair, maybe you’d prefer something like this?

[ He starts playing air guitar and spinning his head. ]

“Well, no, I really haven’t,” he deadpanned staring that the earthworm incredulously.

“And I have no idea what you’re doing. How does that even relate to my hair?”

[ He stops and his head ends up spinning like a helicopter into the air. His now empty suit crosses its arms and taps its foot while it waits for him to come back down. He basically faceplants in front of it, he picks himself up and stuffs himself back in the suit. ]

Oh yea! We all come from different worlds. You must not have the hardcore rock-n-roll bands where you come from!

Although personally I prefer polka.

[ Jim doesn’t even have ears. What the hell is he talking about. ]

Find a partner and masquerade as a superhero duo for the whole day.

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:14:37 -0400

I’m already a superhero! Although I guess the ‘super’ part of it is gone now, isn’t it? Hrmmm.

And I’ve been trying to find a partner but there just isn’t anyone willing! Or anyone thats open that could possibly replace Peter!

THEN I DARE YOU TO KISS ~EVERYONE~ ON YOUR CRUSH LIST
NO EXCEPTIONS

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:13:18 -0400

That is daring! But you said nothing about kissing with lips, anon! Well, worms don’t have lips anyway but—

TALLY-HO!

downtown-boy started following you

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:12:18 -0400

downtown-boy:

unorthodoxwormhero:

Hello there purple-haired woman-man person!

[ He grabs his hand and immediately starts some sortof sock-hop-ish old timey dance and forcing the fellow to dance with him. ]

“Woman-man person? You’re one to talk, I have no idea the hell you are,” he deadpanned before his hand was taken and he was forced into this awkward dance.

“Wait! The hell are you doing?!”

Gosh you people always act like you’ve never seen an earthworm above ground before! Its gettin’ me cheesed off!

[ He continues dancing anyway ]

And we’re supposed to be dancing! Hey, you have long hair, maybe you’d prefer something like this?

[ He starts playing air guitar and spinning his head. ]

IS ANYONE GOING TO GIVE ME MORE DARING DARES?

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:10:32 -0400

Hmm?!

You’re getting stale, ya know!

Nah, don't remember any with last names, haha!

Of course... [He twirled the worm again, grinning]

I haven't met many worms, HAHA!

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:09:30 -0400

Just my point!

[ And then Jim recklessly spun him and trotted off ]

Sorry to leave so soon! I have to go search for more—

[ He trips backwards, rolls and continues running backwards like before ]

—Dares! Farewell!

downtown-boy started following you

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:03:55 -0400

Hello there purple-haired woman-man person!

[ He grabs his hand and immediately starts some sortof sock-hop-ish old timey dance and forcing the fellow to dance with him. ]

[... Ladd shrugged, and kept dancing, twirling the worm around with him]

Sorry ta disappoint ya, but I've already got me a girl~

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:02:24 -0400

Oh good, I was afraid I might have to set up reservations. Those are kinda annoyin’ specially when they ask for a last name!

Silly people, worms don’t have last names!

Atleast I don’t think I do.

'EYYYYYY!!!!

Worm... THING!!!

The name is Russo! LADD RUSSO! Hitman for the Russo family!

Mon, 23 May 2011 17:59:25 -0400

HELLO THERE

*he grabs his hand and starts swing-dancing with him*

I am Earthworm Jim I am your woo-er for tonight and I do hope you like dancing~.

I dare you to dance with anyone who directly communicates with you for the rest of the day.
And you can't explain why you're dancing with them, either.

Mon, 23 May 2011 17:55:47 -0400

That sounds fun, not daring! I shall comply to your request, indepubudubudeputely.

"I'll take your dares!"

Mon, 23 May 2011 17:53:10 -0400

Give it your best shot! I bet none of you can come up with something that I can’t handle!

Because I’m—

[ Deep inhale ]

EARTHWORM JI—*cough cough*MMmmmm…*hack*

Whoo-hee, I need to work on my proper breathing skills!

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY(space)TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY

Sat, 21 May 2011 20:55:09 -0400

Okay really this is getting old.

Like the raw-hide Peter hid last Christmas and never found again.

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY

Sat, 21 May 2011 20:52:54 -0400

ONE OF THESE AGAIN?

Honestly that is not as cool as a rocket! Or a train!

A ROCKET SPACE TRAIN!

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY

Sat, 21 May 2011 20:48:00 -0400

Ha-ha very funny. A ‘sexy’ truck. Now, if it was a sexy rocket, maybe THAT would be a little more exciting!

Try again, anonymous anony-anon!

That being said, I do not believe people find earthworms very ‘sexy’. Most of them think we’re slimy and gross and..we kinda are slimy but I’m not gross! I pay my taxes like a good citizen!

"Hey!"

Sat, 21 May 2011 00:52:00 -0400

This punch tastes odd!

[ He pauses, inspects it carefully then looks at the punch. ]

Oh!

Its spiked.

No wonder.

Hey, I wonder if I even have a liver!

[ He tosses it over his shoulder and waltzes off. ]

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Mon, 16 May 2011 19:32:26 -0400

boukendeshodesho:

unorthodoxwormhero:

boukendeshodesho:

Have you seen the other me?

No, have you?

[ He looks around. Where there other versions of people running around? he did NOT want to see Evil Jim, no sirree. ]

No, but who cares!? THERE’S SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ME IN EVERY ASPECT, AND I’M GOING TO FIND HER, NO MATTER WHAT!

BY THE GREAT WORM SPIRIT

I WILL AID YOU IN FINDING THIS OTHER SELF OF YOURS!

thedancingwaters, unorthodoxwormhero started following you

Mon, 16 May 2011 19:25:16 -0400

boukendeshodesho:

Have you seen the other me?

No, have you?

[ He looks around. Where there other versions of people running around? he did NOT want to see Evil Jim, no sirree. ]

unorthodoxwormhero started following you

Mon, 16 May 2011 19:19:34 -0400

schemeful-illusionist:

unorthodoxwormhero:

schemeful-illusionist:

… Salutations to you… (What in the world…?)

Hello there!

[ He takes his hand and shakes it firmly and flail-like before letting go. ]

I am Earthworm Jim! And who might you be~?

[Zexion returns the hand shake, mostly because he felt obligated to do so.] (… Am I really talking to a worm?)

… It’s a pleasure to meet you err.. Jim. My name is Zexion or No. VI if you prefer.

Alright Numero…huh, what is that number in spanish..

Ah well, alright Zexy-ion! Zexe-on… Zexoon~.

I’m just gonna call ya Zee, how’s that?

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Mon, 16 May 2011 18:58:55 -0400

schemeful-illusionist:

… Salutations to you… (What in the world…?)

Hello there!

[ He takes his hand and shakes it firmly and flail-like before letting go. ]

I am Earthworm Jim! And who might you be~?

Apparently a worm is following me now

Mon, 16 May 2011 17:44:18 -0400

miner-king:

unorthodoxwormhero:

miner-king:

unorthodoxwormhero:

How rude of me! I haven’t even introduced myself yet!

[ he chuckles ]

I’m Earthworm Jim! ~~the second Jim you know now~~

Clay laughed. “Its alrigh’ Jim! So where are ya from anyway? Where I live, earthworms don’t talk!” ~~Clay becoming bros with everyone named Jim~~

I come from earth! But I was mutated by this supersuit.

Clay’s eyes widened as he observed the supersuit. “That didn’t hurt, did it? I can’t imagine bein’ mutated.”

Nah! It didn’t hurt at all!

Being turned into a bowl of candy corn, however, did hurt a bit!

GROOVY!

downtown-boy started following you

Find a partner and masquerade as a superhero duo for the whole day.

THEN I DARE YOU TO KISS ~EVERYONE~ ON YOUR CRUSH LIST NO EXCEPTIONS

downtown-boy started following you

IS ANYONE GOING TO GIVE ME MORE DARING DARES?

Nah, don't remember any with last names, haha! Of course... [He twirled the worm again, grinning] I haven't met many worms, HAHA!

downtown-boy started following you

[... Ladd shrugged, and kept dancing, twirling the worm around with him] Sorry ta disappoint ya, but I've already got me a girl~

'EYYYYYY!!!! Worm... THING!!! The name is Russo! LADD RUSSO! Hitman for the Russo family!

I dare you to dance with anyone who directly communicates with you for the rest of the day. And you can't explain why you're dancing with them, either.

"I'll take your dares!"

"Hey!"

thedancingwaters, unorthodoxwormhero started following you

thedancingwaters, unorthodoxwormhero started following you

unorthodoxwormhero started following you

unorthodoxwormhero started following you

Apparently a worm is following me now

THEN I DARE YOU TO KISS ~EVERYONE~ ON YOUR CRUSH LIST
NO EXCEPTIONS

Nah, don't remember any with last names, haha!

Of course... [He twirled the worm again, grinning]

I haven't met many worms, HAHA!

[... Ladd shrugged, and kept dancing, twirling the worm around with him]

Sorry ta disappoint ya, but I've already got me a girl~

'EYYYYYY!!!!

Worm... THING!!!

The name is Russo! LADD RUSSO! Hitman for the Russo family!

I dare you to dance with anyone who directly communicates with you for the rest of the day.
And you can't explain why you're dancing with them, either.