GROOVY!

downtown-boy:

unorthodoxwormhero:

Gosh you people always act like you’ve never seen an earthworm above ground before! Its gettin’ me cheesed off!

[ He continues dancing anyway ] 

And we’re supposed to be dancing! Hey, you have long hair, maybe you’d prefer something like this?

[ He starts playing air guitar and spinning his head. ] 

“Well, no, I really haven’t,” he deadpanned staring that the earthworm incredulously.

“And I have no idea what you’re doing. How does that even relate to my hair?”

[ He stops and his head ends up spinning like a helicopter into the air. His now empty suit crosses its arms and taps its foot while it waits for him to come back down. He basically faceplants in front of it, he picks himself up and stuffs himself back in the suit. ] 

Oh yea! We all come from different worlds. You must not have the hardcore rock-n-roll bands where you come from!

Although personally I prefer polka. 

[ Jim doesn’t even have ears. What the hell is he talking about. ] 

Anonymous asked: Find a partner and masquerade as a superhero duo for the whole day.

I’m already a superhero! Although I guess the ‘super’ part of it is gone now, isn’t it? Hrmmm.

And I’ve been trying to find a partner but there just isn’t anyone willing! Or anyone thats open that could possibly replace Peter!

Anonymous asked: THEN I DARE YOU TO KISS ~EVERYONE~ ON YOUR CRUSH LIST
NO EXCEPTIONS

That is daring! But you said nothing about kissing with lips, anon! Well, worms don’t have lips anyway but—

TALLY-HO!

downtown-boy:

unorthodoxwormhero:

Hello there purple-haired woman-man person!

[ He grabs his hand and immediately starts some sortof sock-hop-ish old timey dance and forcing the fellow to dance with him. ] 

“Woman-man person? You’re one to talk, I have no idea the hell you are,” he deadpanned before his hand was taken and he was forced into this awkward dance.

“Wait! The hell are you doing?!”

Gosh you people always act like you’ve never seen an earthworm above ground before! Its gettin’ me cheesed off!

[ He continues dancing anyway ] 

And we’re supposed to be dancing! Hey, you have long hair, maybe you’d prefer something like this?

[ He starts playing air guitar and spinning his head. ] 

Hmm?!

You’re getting stale, ya know!

cheerfully-killing-you asked: Nah, don't remember any with last names, haha!

Of course... [He twirled the worm again, grinning]

I haven't met many worms, HAHA!

Just my point!

[ And then Jim recklessly spun him and trotted off ] 

Sorry to leave so soon! I have to go search for more—

[ He trips backwards, rolls and continues running backwards like before ] 

—Dares! Farewell!

Hello there purple-haired woman-man person!

[ He grabs his hand and immediately starts some sortof sock-hop-ish old timey dance and forcing the fellow to dance with him. ] 

cheerfully-killing-you asked: [... Ladd shrugged, and kept dancing, twirling the worm around with him]

Sorry ta disappoint ya, but I've already got me a girl~

Oh good, I was afraid I might have to set up reservations. Those are kinda annoyin’ specially when they ask for a last name!

Silly people, worms don’t have last names!

Atleast I don’t think I do.

cheerfully-killing-you asked: 'EYYYYYY!!!!

Worm... THING!!!

The name is Russo! LADD RUSSO! Hitman for the Russo family!

HELLO THERE

*he grabs his hand and starts swing-dancing with him*

I am Earthworm Jim I am your woo-er for tonight and I do hope you like dancing~. 

Anonymous asked: I dare you to dance with anyone who directly communicates with you for the rest of the day.
And you can't explain why you're dancing with them, either.

That sounds fun, not daring! I shall comply to your request, indepubudubudeputely.